The Day Tony & Eric Came For Tea

If Anthony "Tony" Bourdain and Eric "The Ripper" Ripert came to tea at my house, I would serve them this sweet, homey little treat.

Isn't she a dear? Just the thing you'd expect our gentle friend Tony would savor over some proper English tea. And pray tell, what is this delicate, pretty concoction called?

Kumquat Flaugnarde.

Why of course.

A dessert that sounds like something I'd call my snotty little brother when we were kids. Or possibly the name of a famous European porn star. You decide.

And that's precisely the reason - plus it's actually French in origin, and simply heavenly - why I'd serve this to my boys, Tony and Eric. Those two spend way too much time eating divine 5-star cuisine and uber-yummy regional foods from all over the globe, that I'm pretty sure they've never had a kumquat flaugnarde before.

I'm right, aren't I, Tony? Now now, mind your language young man ...

... You're making Eric blush!

See, that's my living room, and the three of us were sitting around having this intense, food-gasmic conversation, filled with laughs and giggles, as only old friends are able to do.

What? You don't believe me?! Dammit. It was worth a shot I suppose. So it's not my living room. It's the stage at DeVos Hall in Grand Rapids where these two gentlemen appeared recently to chat about their lives, loves, and food with me and a few hundred other manic fans. I'm not ashamed to say - they rock my world.

Why do I think kumquats are the perfect fruit to describe the dynamic duo of Tony and Eric?

Because they are sweet and sour at the same time, but totally surprising (the rind is sweet and the flesh is sour)!

Cardamom-Kumquat Flaugnarde (adapted from Daydreamer Desserts, whose images are so much more mouthwatering!)

Serves 6

Click here for printable recipe

Ingredients:
2 tbsp unsalted butter, room temp

Approx 1/4 cup sugar for dusting ramekins

1 1/2 cups kumquats, deseeded and sliced

2 eggs

1/2 cup AP flour

3 oz unsalted butter, melted and cooled

3/4 cup milk

1/3 cup sugar

1 tsp vanilla extract

1 tsp ground cardamom

Method:

1. Preheat oven to 400 F. Grease your ramekins with the softened butter and dust with sugar.

2. Sprinkle the sliced kumquats evenly in all ramekins and place on a baking sheet.

3. Whisk eggs lightly. Sift flour into eggs and whisk again. Stir in cooled, melted butter and milk. Gradually whisk in 1/3 cup sugar. Add vanilla extract and the cardamom, then whisk till everything is incorporated.

4. Pour batter equally over kumquats and bake for 10 mins. Decrease temperature to 350 F and bake for an additional 20 mins, till puffed and golden.

5. Serve warm with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream.

Verdict: I didn't know that oranges and cardamom were an eHarmony match! Now I do, and I'll always try to keep them together. The smell alone of these baking is enough to transport you to some exotic French-Arab-Mediterranean shore, and dream of being an exotic princess. Preferably one who didn't have to worry about watching her expanding hips and waist, and could order her hot personal chef to whip this up for her at a moment's whim!

Look, Tony's smacking his lips after having a bite of my flaugnarde! (having naughty thoughts)

While Eric is gushing, simply gushing, in that adorable French accent about how much he loved it!

Happy Memories To Keep Me Warm

I miss going to the local farmers' markets in summer. To me, they are the epitome of community living, where even jaded city folk can feel like they are part of a small-town foodie family. It's good for you and good for the vendors, which in turn makes it great for the entire community.

I don't miss pushing Baby B around in his stroller in the farmers markets though, because he always hated it, and was not shy about articulating his displeasure. My solution was to keep popping blueberries into this mouth to keep him distracted. Ah yes, the mommy art of distraction, a noble skill.

Today I am reminiscing only about the good times. Of me and Baby B soaking up the summer sunshine as we meandered through stalls of gorgeous produce. Speaking of blueberries, let me share some these memories with you ...

When I'm wandering around a farmers' market, I feel like a geek. I feel giggly. I feel accepted and an outcast all at the same time. Accepted because, look! I'm one with my neighbors, my community! And yet, an outcast, because I don't go as often as the rest of these people walking around and chatting it up with the vendors. Instead of simply buying those insanely gorgeous gourds, I'm taking discreet pictures of them from every angle. Like I said, geek.

But I do get adventurous sometimes with my market purchases. Like these peculiar zucchini that were too pretty to pass up ...

... And these red-green zebra-striped tomatoes, which were also an endless source of fascination for Baby B.

The zucchini and tomatoes met their oh-so-delicious demise in my Zucchini & Tomato Tart. But then, because one tart is never enough in my house (and isn't it more satisfying to use the entire package of puff pastry than just half??), I broke my healthy-ish streak and dove into the bacon.

Ok, so it was turkey bacon, which I think makes it healthier, but I wouldn't bet on it. Could anything healthy taste so rich and cheesy and buttery and flaky. Go on, send me hate-mail, but I think not. All I ask, is that you give this tart a chance. In the dead of winter, it's food like this that warms you to your toes.

French Onion Tart

Click here for printable recipe

Ingredients:

1 puff pastry sheet

2 onions, thinly sliced

2 eggs

1/2 cup milk

6 oz turkey bacon, cut into strips

2 oz gruyere cheese, grated

Salt n pepper to taste

Method:

1. Crisp up the turkey bacon, drain then set aside. In the same pan, saute the onions till soft and just starting to turn golden. Set aside.

2. In a bowl, whisk the eggs and milk, then add in the salt n pepper.

3. Preheat oven to 400 F. Grease a tart pan and fit the puff pastry into it.

4. Add the onions and bacon to the tart, then sprinkle the gruyere all over. Pour in the egg-milk concoction.

5. Bake for 25-30 mins till puffed and golden. Let it sit for 10 mins before you take it out of the tart pan and serve.

Verdict: Oh mama, it tastes so gooooooood, you sassy tart you! Sweet from the onions, but savory from everything else, this is simple food that delivers a punch of satisfying flavor. I can have it any time of day, but then I have problems and I need to get on an elliptical. Tomorrow. Tonight, it's tart time. Come hither.

The little man is serious about tomatoes. I guess he's a geek like his mom. Awww!